Tell Me Again How You Dick Is the Size of the Taj Mahal
Motion picture Review
The Van Wilder saga continues without … Van Wilder. Taj (the just character carried over from the first movie) has graduated from Coolidge College. And to further his "education," he flies off to England to attend Camford University.
Conveying a letter of acceptance to the prestigious Fox 'northward Hounds fraternity, the sexually obsessed "adultescent" walks through the campus gates with the desire to follow in his male parent'south "shagging" footsteps. Claiming a clerical error, the rich snobs toss Taj out, though, and he lands in a cleaved down firm of rejects. The members include a fierce Irishman, a nerdy intellectual, a video game addict and a sexually loose Cockney daughter. (Come up to think of it, she'south no looser than anyone else at Camford.)
Taj falls for a sweet, beautiful girl named Charlotte, but soon finds out she's dating and sleeping with his rich student rival, Pipp Everett, the Earl of Grey. In order to win Charlotte's attentions and the respect of the school, Taj encourages his house (renamed the Cock 'northward Bulls) to beat out the Fox 'n Hounds at their ain game and win the coveted Hastings Cup—in which houses compete for able-bodied, academic and social service points.
Positive Elements
Taj encourages his swain firm members to stand up for themselves and find ways to use their strengths to win the respect they want. And later, when the group is wrongly defendant of stealing test answers (planted by the snobs), Taj selflessly takes the blame. During his family's visit to the university, Taj laments that he isn't living up to his father's reputation. His father reassures him: "How tin can I be disappointed? You're my son."
Spiritual Elements
When waking up from being knocked unconscious, a guy exclaims, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph." One hall at the university is set aside for urns filled with the ashes of past generations of the Grey dynasty. It is approached with a "reverent" attitude.
Sexual Content
The Rise of Taj is essentially all about crass, vulgar and obscene references to, and showcased visuals of, sexual practice. It begins with Taj happening upon a girl on the plane to England who has a sexual spice fetish. Taj has some hot sauce that motivates the adult female to accept him into the plane's lavatory, rip off both of their clothes and lick her manner downwardly his body equally he pours the condiment all over himself.
From there, the arousal parade kicks into loftier gear. One of Taj's housemates is a very busty girl who wears depression-cut tops that are never upward to their concealment tasks. The camera zooms and lingers as her breasts are ogled past others, soaked in beer and eventually exposed totally. The camera slides down behind a guy (who has "huge" anatomical parts) as he drops his shorts to expose himself to a potential lover. Nosotros watch her (naked except for tiny panties) center him so pass out from the shock. After reviving her, he accidentally knocks her out once again with his (not seen) erection.
We practise, however—for sexual purposes—get repeated close-up looks at the enormous genitals of Taj's bulldog, Balzac. For instance, during a dog evidence, a woman approximate remarks almost the incredible size of the dog and we see a shot of her cupping his testicles in her hand. Besides onscreen: Taj's tented boxer shorts in an intimate moment with Charlotte, and people beingness copiously splattered by an ejaculating Great Dane.
Violent Content
A fencing competition turns foul when Pipp throws a cleaved sword that slams into the wall near Taj'due south head. The two boxing with sharp blades, slashing at each other and ripping through many objects in the room around them. Taj carves a T on the seat of Pipp's pants, drawing blood.
Seamus is a violent guy who greets Taj with a head-butt and knocks him out. He delivers another brow smash to the school's bus when requesting a spot on the rugby team. The jitney is impressed. At a party the ruffian meets a pretty Irish girl who head-butts him to the footing.
Taj gets shot in the crotch several times with paintballs. And he laments a stupid comment he makes to a girl, (over)stating, "I'm gonna go slit my wrists now."
Crude or Profane Language
You could fill a thesaurus with this motion picture's descriptions of, and references to, male and female genitalia—and their interaction. The southward-discussion is trotted out in one case or twice, likewise, as are milder profanities ("h—," "a–," "d–n," "b–ch," b–tard"). The f-word is heard in passing in one of the soundtrack songs. "Encarmine" and misuses of God's proper noun are bantered almost. Obscene gestures are made.
Drug and Alcohol Content
Students are oft seen in a pub swilling pints of beer. Parties likewise boast lots of alcohol. The Fox 'n Hounds firm holds a vino tasting. And a couple of people are seen smoking weed, drinking difficult booze and downing champagne.
Pipp and his pals put sexually enhancing drugs into Balzac'due south food bowl.
Other Negative Elements
Taj's father fills his son's head with tales (illustrated with pelvic thrusts) of his many sexual conquests while at college. His female parent does trivial more stick it to Dad. And most other adults are depicted equally bumble-headed old professors who haven't got a clue about the world effectually them.
Conclusion
The original Van Wilder film had tons of randy humor, a well-endowed bulldog that constantly mooned the camera and, on the unrated video release, a much ballyhooed subconscious "Easter egg" featuring a large-chested woman exposing her breasts. That sophomoric sexual trifecta now makes a render in National Lampoon's Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj.
The fact that the first flick did well enough onscreen and in DVD form to spawn a sequel raises this question: Who is the intended audience for this tripe?
It'south certainly not families. Boozing, bare breasts and oral sex don't make for good later-dinner discussions. Or chick-motion picture fans. There's nothing to weep over here, unless you count the lack of plot and character evolution. And the guy who takes a date to this i will (or at to the lowest degree should) cease up ducking a dial before getting dragged out by his ear.
Thus, it seems Van Wilder ii is aimed squarely at either grown men who hide their faces and sneak in afterwards the lights dim, or hormonally-obsessed teens who aren't supposed to see it in the beginning place—without an accompanying parent or guardian. And what cocky-respecting parent is going to say yes? Which, I guess, ways teens making the wrong choice volition end up sneaking in along with everyone else. Deplorable.
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